The friends part two

So, now that I think about it some more I'm realizing that there are more than 3 voices in her head. There are:

Chef
Attorney
Cleaning lady (aka thief)
Psychic (medium)
Marriage Counselor
Interior Designer
Gardner
Rabbi

Three just didn't sound like a big enough party for the chaos that has been my house since Wednesday.

The most amazing part is that I have NOT lost my cool. I do not know why! It's amazing. This is one of the most hysterical weeks of my life.